I think all of us were dorks and nerd during those times.

rexpignoli · Posts: 26 Join date: 2008-08-20 Age: 25

The first time I asked a girl out was like 6th or 7th grade, and every other word was a stutter. Now im almost down to one per sentence.. lol!

Rico · Posts: 53 Join date: 2008-08-20

I was a major dork. But I never had a problem talking to girls, I did get rejected a whole lot though. I learned through experience, the more girls you talk to one is bound to bite sooner or later....

I have one dorky story, which is actually pretty sad. I think I was in the sixth grade and I took a girl out for pizza or something stupid. And after the date I was so nervous and awkward because I thought I was supposed to kiss her, that I just stood there frozen stiff and shook her hand like she was a man. Turned around and marched away. That got a few laughs from the other guys on the block....

I'm sure I have plenty of stories to make fun of my self about, but it's late and I had a long day/week and I'm slightly drunk.

Career Sergeant Zim · Posts: 24 Join date: 2008-08-20

I was terrible in every aspect of females until late in high school. A typical conversation would go as follows:

Me: So, do you like...bread? I've got a french loaf....ok....bye....I love you (whispered)

The worst story happened at an eighth grade graduation party I went to. Apparently I had been "dating" someone for a month. (Please keep in mind that we had never hung out, spoke on the phone or said more than "hi" in the hallway) Everyone at the party said that we had to make out, so we were thrown in the closet toghether (against our will) And here's the weird part...TO THIS DAY I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED. I made out with something....it was her, but not necessarily her mouth....it just didn't feel right.....If I had to guess, i'd say it was her nose, but agan, I have no confirmation on this....

Oh yeah, then I had a four year dry spell....but I'll save that for another day...

Rico · Posts: 53 Join date: 2008-08-20

Career Sergeant Zim wrote:

Me: So, do you like...bread? I've got a french loaf....ok....bye....I love you (whispered)

I think I peed myself a little when I read this. Mostly because I have done the same thing before.... I did the whole whisper I love you thing. It's hysterical thinking back on it.

Oh and I have a closet story too although I think mine might be worse....

I was at a friends house, I think it was my sophomore year in high school. There were a few people over. Pretty much just close friends and what not. Any way there was this girl there who was kinda into me (she looked slightly like a troll if I remember correctly but that's neither here nor there) and she was a little over top flirty bordering on slutty. Which was all fine and good with me at that time. She was trying to play this game with me she affectionately called "find the beeper" (yes no cell phones gentlemen). Apparently this game required her to put her beeper (or mine don't remember) up her shirt or down her pants and I had to go fishing for it. Needless to say I was getting aroused. Ugly as she may have been, it was still a female so whatever. So my friend was witnessing all this madness because she was doing it out in the open and he kept pushing us to go into his closet. Push after push after push I finally went into the closet with her. But guess what? I froze up and had no idea what to do. It was like all the pornos I have watched have forsaken me. So after about 30 seconds or of awkward silence standing in a dark closet she said to me "So do you want me to jerk you off or something?" Right after she said this, besides being completely shocked and caught off guard, it must have did something to my already raging boner and I think I may have came a little in my pants. So what did I do you ask? ... Yep that's right, I opened up the closet door and left the house.

I bet you got a nice LOL out of that one huh? elephant

rexpignoli · Posts: 26 Join date: 2008-08-20 Age: 25

Whats worse then being in miami with some cousins and friends, sitting down in and outside bar/restraunt, then theconvo being something like this to a few girls walking by:
Me: want to join us for some drinks?
girls: drinks?
me: yesssssssssssssss
they just looked at eachother and walked away.
good times..lol

Rico · Posts: 53 Join date: 2008-08-20

haha truly good times. Especially when you emphasize the ssssss in yesssss for no apparent reason. Got a little too excited there buddy?

DickWillpond · Posts: 11 Join date: 2008-08-20

This one i can of tried to forget but i will share with you guys. I was in 10th grade and my friend dragged me to his girlfriends house to hang out. When i got there we went into her basement. There was my friend and his girlfriend, her two friends and their boyfriends, and then me and some girl i never met (Which i didn't really mind). But them she dimmed the lights and they all started to make out. So i said the hell with it i went in to make out with the girl, forgetting that i had put a piece of gum in my mouth. As i move my in she moves her head back and then put hand by my mouth and said spit. (I felt like it was my mother and we were in church). But I wanted to make out so i sadly spit the gum in her hand, and then looked over and everyone was watching we spit the gum into her hand. I felt like i wanted to put a Dick Willpond shaped hole in the wall, but i am man and shoved my tongue down her throat.