So I was browsing some stupid online dating site, and noticed a cute girl on it. I was thinking of sending a message, but there was one huge turnoff:

DamnShorti201 : SHOrtiz Fa Real
"Hello My name is Julie....B4 i say what i feel...Please i do Ask to keep it real..im tierd of the BS...dont say ur ready... and on the other hand have me ready for nothing ... and your still on some little kid shit...If Your Dating Say It...If YOur Single Say it...I rather hear the fckin truth verses a lie... This is Y im SIngle For so long....You have a young ladie who readi to settle down...who keeps it real 24 7... i might b young but shorti doing her thang... working..school. and the only time i have and will make is for that special somone.. SO please b4 u deciede to write a note... be real serious...dont tell me somthing and fall back on your word...
**please read*** iVE BEEN GETTING A CRAZI AMOUNT OF MESSAGES FROM OLD MEN ....SRY BUT DAMN IM 19 ... PLEASE NO ONE FROM THE AGE OF 29 TO DAMN 66 PLEASE ... NOR OLDER .... I NEED SOMEONE YOUNG .. NOT MARRIED... AND IM NOT LOOKING TO HAVE FUN ON THE SIDE..."

That is exactly what her profile said. I'm nowhere near a genius, but what the fuck is so hard of using decent grammar? I realize what my english teacher in high school made it a big deal on using decent grammar even when sending e-mails and everything.

Looks like she's really good at texting. So what if she can't write a letter. Doesn't mean she sucks in bed.

Touche...Fuck it I'll send her a message. Maybe I'll get something out of it.