I think we should hang out with the Pet every now and then at bars and shit. Yes he may get annoying and times, but yes, he would also walk up to a girl and say "wanna get laid", and yes they might be with a group of girls me and dick willpond could pull away from his doofusness.

Good luck with all that lol

Rex the pet talks a big game. He has always been like that. He never wants people to see that he really is depressed

I should just make a post to explain to everyone else who doesn't know this way they aren't confused. The Pet as we like to call him, short for his real name of course, is a friend of ours who is openly obnoxious and extremely mean and rude to the opposite sex. But for some reason it works for him. He will go up to a girl in a bar and say "hey lets get out of here and fuck" and she'll leave with him.... But heres the kicker that you guys don't understand. He's already asked about 38 girls the same question, and this one happened to be slutty enough to take the bait. It's only a matter of time gentlemen. Like I always say, keep throwing the bait out there and you will get a bite. Whatever your plan may be.

Yeah, but as I said we can just use him to start it up, then all we gotta do is pull them away from him