To ask her girl if she would like to see a picture, or play with my lizard? cause i do have a lizard..they're the ones with the dirty mind if they get mad

actually, thinking about it, it might actually be pretty funny to try it out

haha go for it
cause it'll be an almost instant score if she thinks ur being dirty
then see's the pic

I actually just did it to a girl im my class..she was lookin a pics on her phone, and i was sitting behind her, and i was just fooling around and said "i havent seen so many dirty pics..she laughed..i told her dont worry, i have a few pics of my lizard on my phone, and i showed her..it was pretty funny since she said "wow its pretty big" and since its still a baby, i told her that its not even full size..we all had a good laugh