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DickWillpond



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PostSubject: There fun but very hard to come by.   Thu Aug 21, 2008 2:03 pm

we live in a world today where most woman (girls what ever), want to be in a relationship in order to have sex. Now that is just bullshit, because those same girls go away for spring break and party and fuck anything that walks. Now i had a "one night stand" but it wasn't with in the city. So if you're looking for a one night stand go to vegas or Cancún. or someplace where they hold spring break. Because if you want one most girls in New York City wont even give you the time of day. Now this is just from what i seen. If i had the chance i would have a one night stand it is fun watching the girl do the so called walk of shame as she leaves your hotel room. You can call me an asshole if you want. I AM PROUD TO HAVE HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND AND THROW THE GIRL OUT OF MY ROOM.
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Rico



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PostSubject: Re: There fun but very hard to come by.   Thu Aug 21, 2008 3:27 pm

That is just wrong.... Not the fact that you had a one night stand and threw the girl out of the room the next morning, but you most certainly can find girls who are willing to have one night stands in NYC you just have to know where to look.
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AllAboUtThE Truth



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PostSubject: Re: There fun but very hard to come by.   Thu Aug 21, 2008 10:20 pm

One night stands will never be my type of thing. I always find it to be a waste of time and I'm always running to the shower after the sexual event takes place. Girls who put out on the first night are not wifey material. Be careful cause there are lots of diseases out there...

...Once a good girl has gone bad shes gone forever.... J-Z
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Rico



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PostSubject: Re: There fun but very hard to come by.   Sat Aug 23, 2008 2:46 am

Very nice J-Z quote, and very true. Also diseases are not good. But one night stands would night force a guy to be looking for wifey. I say bag it up and throw her down and slap-a-tap-tap that ass
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huzrddy



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PostSubject: Re: There fun but very hard to come by.   Mon Sep 01, 2008 7:29 pm

I USED TO LOVE ONE NIGHT STANDS TILL I GREW UP. I WAS ENGAGED AND NO MATER WHAT I TRIED OR THOUGHT I COULD JUST NOT FIND ANY ONE WOMAN WHO COULD SATISFY ALL OF MY "NEEDS". I WOULD GO TO THE BAR PICK UP ONE OR TWO HAVE FUN THEN SHOW THEM THE DOOR, OR WOULD GRAB MY BOYS BIKE SAY I WAS FROM OUT OF TOWN AND HAVE MY WAY. THEN I GREW UP AND REALIZED THAT YOU CAN HAVE THE PERFECT THING IN FRONT OF OYU AND EASILY MESS IT ALL UP. USE BOTH HEADS WHEN SEX IS CONCERNED. I REALIZE THE HUMAN BODY ONLY HAS ENOUGH BLOOD TO RUN ONE HEAD AT A TIME BUT JUST TRY USING THE NORHT HEAD BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND THE OTHER TAKES OVER
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Rico



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PostSubject: Re: There fun but very hard to come by.   Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:22 pm

huzrddy is right. It's all fun and good when you're young and can get away with it. But gentlemen, when is it time that we grow up. I still look at every single woman that walks by me. I'm sorry I just can't help it. But still I think I know a little better now than I did when I was like 18. The south head just makes things seem so much nicer doesn't it. Damn trickery. But I too am guilty with thinking with the wrong head at times, but I've been trying.
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somethinsexy



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PostSubject: Re: There fun but very hard to come by.   Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:36 pm

im a big fan of one night stands myself
yes u do lose alot (all) of the substance of a real relationship
but at times, thats just what i need
girls are complicated creatures
they can bothe provide and leviate stress
one night stands only give them enough time to give u a good time
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Rico



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PostSubject: Re: There fun but very hard to come by.   Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:41 pm

well said. When your not looking for substance there is nothing better. You just have to be careful you don't create a monster. I've created a few, some that still don't leave me alone to this day. Just be certain they are clear on the "one night stand" thing and they don't expect more. Thats where I went wrong on a few occasions. Sometimes the girl is clear on that and she SAYS thats all she wants, but she suddenly goes clinger on you and your in trouble. Thats the risk you have to take, and thats why my friends I try to steer clear of those situations now.
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huzrddy



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PostSubject: Re: There fun but very hard to come by.   Thu Sep 04, 2008 11:34 am

MY FAVOIRITE LINE TO USE WAS NO STRINGS ATTACHED EXCEPT FOR THE ONE YOU WIPE OFF WITH A TOWEL
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Career Sergeant Zim



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PostSubject: Re: There fun but very hard to come by.   Fri Sep 05, 2008 12:15 am

The trick to one night stands is lies....yup, I said it.... Lets face it, it's about fantasy,once it becomes real, it sucks and becomes a girlfriend (Or in some cases, a second girlfriend) So how do I pull it off you ask? Well my friends, there are two all important factors. 1) Location 2) Your cover

Location: they're much easier to pull off in a bar, and even easier to pull off in a bar not in your immediate area, take your buddies and travel to the bordering state (you might not even need to go that far) Why? cause no one will know you, this is important because it aids in the second rule of the one night stand, your cover.

Girls are looking for the fantasy just as much as we are, so don't be you, be someone interesting....not just interesting, someone who's GODDAMN AMAZING. i.e My brother once went to a bar in South Carolina and played the role of a Navy Seal,when girls would inevitably ask him if he killed anyone, he forced a tear and said he didnt want to talk about it....it worked. Another time, we pretended to be brothers from Ireland, accents are your friends.

How did the girls fall for suck tomfoolery you ask? thats where factor number three comes into play: booze, lots and lots of booze.
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